tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-294708922024-02-20T16:46:52.778-08:00เปลี่ยนURLนิดนึงจ้าwhy U sad..... "Every Body Sad"มุมมืดของสังคมhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13481991304760869272noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29470892.post-17912521054145057872010-08-26T01:22:00.000-07:002010-08-26T01:22:49.898-07:00เนื้อคู่ประตูหนีไฟ<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 22pt;">เนื้อคู่ประตูหนีไฟ</span></b><b><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><b><u><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ฉาก </span></u></b><b><u><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">1<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">เวลากลางคืน ธิดา ขวัญใจ ต้นข้าว นั่งดู</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">TV </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">คุณวีเข้ามา</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">คุณวี <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ทุกคนครับ มีใครเห็นคุณโจบ้างมั้ยครับ ผมเนี่ยนะครับกำลังทดลองยาเคลือบตรงนั้นของคุณโจอยู่พอดี</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ต้นข้าว <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ฮะ คุณวีต้นข้าวขอทดลองแทนได้มั้ยค่ะ ไอตรงนั้นหน่ะ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">คุณวี <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">: </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">อย่าเพิ่งเข้าใจผิดไปนะครับ มันคือน้ำยาเคลือบนิ้วเวลาที่คุณโจเล่นกีต้าร์ จะได้ไม่เจ็บนิ้วไงครับ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ขวัญใจ <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">: </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">เออนั่นดิ โจหายไปตั้งหลายวันแล้วเนี่ย</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">: </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">เออวะ อีโจหายไปไหนของมัน </span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.5in;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">คุณโฉม <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">: </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">(คุณโฉมเดินเข้ามา) หึ ได้ยินว่าตามหาน้องโจกันอยู่หลอ ไม่ต้องตามหาให้เมื่อยหรอกค่ะ <br />
เพราะเมื่อคืนพี่เห็นน้องโจเต้นอยู่กับโคโยตี้บนเวที</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ต้นข้าว <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">: </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ว่าแต่คุณโฉมไปทำอะไรที่นั่นอะค่ะ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">คุณโฉม<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ป่าวค่ะ (ทำน่าตกใจนิดๆ)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">: </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ฉันว่าล่ะ คอยดูนะกลับมาฉันจะไม่คุยกับมันเลย</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><b><u><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ฉาก </span></u></b><b><u><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">2<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา ขวัญใจ ต้นข้าว นั่งดู</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">TV </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ป้ารุทปัดฝุ่นอยู่ข้างหลัง โจเข้ามาเดินผ่านทุกคน ทุกคนไม่สนใจโจเดินย้อนมาทุกคนก็ไม่สนใจ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจเดินเข้ามา</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> โจ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">แกไปไหนมา</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจ <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> เฮ้ย เปล่า</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ฉันก็ไปเล่นดนตรีที่ผับเหมือนเดิม.. จะให้ไปไหนวะ?</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ต้นข้าว <span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> แล้วทำไมฉันโทรหาแกทั้งคืน แกไม่รับโทรศัพท์</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>ไหน ๆ ๆ ฉันไม่เชื่อแกหรอก (เดินไปสำรวจโจ)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">: </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">นี่ไง ไม่เชื่อ แกก็ลองดูโทรศัพท์แนดิ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>(โจหยิบโทรศัพท์ทำให้รองเท้าหล่น ตกใจ ตาโต มือสั่น)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ต้นข้าว<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> กรี๊ดดดดดดด นั่นไง หลักฐาน แกดูดิ (วิ่งมาหาธิดา ขวัญใจ)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ป้ารุจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ไม่รู้จริง ๆ นะคะเนี่ย มีโทรศัพท์รุ่นนี้ออกมาด้วย </span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> พี่โจ.. รอหนึ่งด้วย</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา ขวัญใจ ต้นข้าว</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"> : </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ตกใจ และมองน้ำหนึ่งพร้อม ๆ กัน</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> เฮ้ย.. งั้นฉันไปก่อนนะธิดา..</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา น้ำหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"> <span> </span>: </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">อีโจ เดี๋ยว</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">พี่โจ เดี๋ยว</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (เดินไปเกาะแกะกับโจอย่างออกหน้าออกตา)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> นี่แกเป็นอะไรกับอีโจ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ฉันก็แค่ ไปแดนซ์กับพี่โจมา แล้วพอรองเท้ากัดฉันก็เลยฝากไว้ที่พี่โจ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>แล้วไม่ทราบว่า ป้าเป็นใครเหรอคะ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (กรี๊ดเล็ก ๆ ฟึดฟัด ๆ) ฉันเป็นใครก็เรื่องของฉัน แต่ฉันไม่ได้เป็นโคโยตี้อย่างเธอละกัน</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>เอาไป</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">! </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">(ยื่นรองเท้าคืน)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> กรี๊ดดดดด แน่จริงมาแข่งเต้นกับฉันไหมล่ะ อีฮิปโป</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> สวนสัตว์ดุสิต </span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (เดินหนีไประหว่างที่ทั้งคู่กับลังทะเลาะกัน)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนนึ่ง<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> พี่โจรอน้ำหนึ่งด้วยยยย ไปละนะคะ ป้า</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (เดินตามไปอย่างเร็ว)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>กรี๊ดดดดด (เดินกลับไปนั่ง)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ขวัญใจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ธิดา แกยอมไม่ได้นะ ถึงฉันจะเลิกกับโจไปแล้ว แต่ฉันก็ไม่อยากให้มันเป็นอย่างนี้เลย </span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> โอ้ยอีแหม่ แกก็เลิกกับมันไปแล้ว แกจะไปอะไรนักหนา</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ป้ารุจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (ซูมหน้ามาใกล้ ๆ ทำให้ทุกคนตกใจ)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>ป้าเห็นนะคะ เมื่อกี้นี้ ป้าว่าเราต้องจัดการอะไรสักอย่างแล้วล่ะค่ะ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โฉม<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ใช่ค่ะ ๆ น้องธิดา อย่ายอมนะคะ มันด่าน้องธิดาถึงขนาดนี้</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>เป็นพี่ ๆ ก็ไม่ยอมหรอกค่ะ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ในเมื่อทุกคนเห็นพร้อมกันขนาดนี้ (ดีดนิ้ว) ฉันนึกออกและ..</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (วิ่งเข้ามาหยุดด้านหน้า) เฮ้ย ถ้ามันมาบอกว่าฉันออกไปแล้วนะ (หนีไปหลบหลังโซฟา)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (วิ่งตามมาเสียงลงส้นดังมาก) พี่โจ รอหนึ่งด้วยยยย </span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">(หยุดหน้าโซฟา) พวกแก มีใครเห็นพี่โจบ้างไหม<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> โจฉันไม่รู้หรอก แต่ที่รู้ ๆ ฉันรับคำท้าแก แม่โคโยตี้</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">! <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>พรุ่งนี้บ่าย</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"> 3</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> โมง เจอกันหน้าคอนโด</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ขวัญใจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ธิดา ฉันไม่เอานะ เรื่องอย่างนี้ ฉันเต้นไม่เป็นหรอก.. </span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ได้</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">! </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">แล้วเจอกัน (วิ่งออกนอกคอนโดไป) พี่โจ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (ออกมาจากโซฟา) ไปซะที เฮ้อออ.. เอ้ย ขอบใจมาก</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> อีโจ หาเรื่องอีกแล้วนะ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><b><u><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ฉาก</span></u></b><b><u><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">3<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา ขวัญใจ ต้นข้าว ป้ารุจ คุณโฉม นั่งเตรียมตัวประลองท่าเต้น แต่งตัว แต่งหน้า</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (เดินลงมากับคุณวี) ตกใจ โห อะไรกันวะเนี่ย</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">วี<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> คุณโจครับ นี่อะไรกันครับเนี่ย</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ก็ไอ้น้ำหนึ่งน่ะสิ ทำเรื่องอีกแล้ว</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ต้นข้าว<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> โจมาแล้วเหรอ มานั่งนี่เลย พ่อตัวดี</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> เฮ้ย ๆ อะไรกัน.. ฉันไม่เกี่ยว</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ขวัญใจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> แกอ่ะ ตัวดีเลยโจ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> น้ำหนึ่งกับแพทเดินเข้ามา</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"> Slow<span> </span></span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">เป็นฉากโชว์สเต็ปเมพ ของทั้งสองสาว </span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">คุณวี<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ไหน ๆ คนไหนครับ คุณน้ำหนึ่งที่คุณโจพูดถึง</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> นั่นไง ไอ้เตี้ย ๆ ผมสั้น ๆ นั่นน่ะ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">วี<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> โห</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> คุณโจครับ สวยขนาดนี้ เป็นผมเลือกคุณน้ำหนึ่งนะครับ (แล้วมองหน้าขวัญใจ หัวเราคิก ๆ หนึ่งที)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ขอโทษ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> ไม่ทราบว่าพร้อมกันรึยังล่ะ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โฉม<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> นี่กลัวสู้ไม่ได้ จนต้องเอาเพื่อนมาอีกคนเลยเหรอคะ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ธิดา<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (ลุกขึ้นยืน) มิวสิก</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ฉากเต้น</span></b><b><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>แข่งกับ <span> </span>ป้ารุจ <span> </span>ต่อด้วย <span> </span>ต้นข้าว</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">แพท<span> </span>แข่งกับ<span> </span>ธิดา <span> </span>ต่อด้วย <span> </span>โฉม</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">+</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">แพท</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><span> </span></span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">แข่งกับ<span> </span>ป้ารุจ</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">+</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ต้นข้าว</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">+</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">แพท<span> </span>แข่งกับ<span> </span>ธิดา</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">+</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">โฉม</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ทุกคนทำท่าจะแพ้น้ำหนึ่งและแพท จึงรุมด้วยกันเต้นทั้ง </span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">4 </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">คนพร้อม ๆ กัน (แต่สุดท้ายก็แพ้ไปทีละคน ๆ)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ขวัญใจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (ตัดฉากไปในจินตนาการของขวัญใจว่า ตัวเองซ้อมมาอย่างดี เมื่อวานในห้องคนเดียว มั่นใจมากๆ)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> มา</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">! </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ฉันจะสู้ต่อเอง</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ทอม<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> อีหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!! </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">กลับบ้าน</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">น้ำหนึ่ง<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (ตกใจ และเดินตามพี่ทอมไป)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> บ้ายบายนะคะ พี่โจ (ทำเสียงละห้อย ๆ ยาว ๆ)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">แพท<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (หันไปมองทำหน้างง ๆ และก็เดิมตามไป)</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> แกรอฉันด้วยยยยยยย</span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">!!<o:p></o:p></span></div><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">ขวัญใจ<span> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">:</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"> (เซ็งมาก..) อะไรอ่ะ ยังไม่ได้เต้นเลย </span><span style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif";">T-T</span>มุมมืดของสังคมhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13481991304760869272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29470892.post-24722886965610415542007-09-11T03:52:00.001-07:002007-09-11T03:55:11.530-07:00เปลี่ยนURL<span style="font-size:130%;">ตอนนี้เราเปลี่ยนURL ของบล็อกหลักเป็น<br /><a href="http://darkangular.blogspot.com/">http://darkangular.blogspot.com/</a><br /><br />ใครที่บุ๊คมาร์คไว้ ก็รบกวนเปลี่ยนด้วยเน้อ<br />ขอโทษที่ทำให้วุ่นวาย ขอบคุณมากครับ</span>มุมมืดของสังคมhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13481991304760869272noreply@blogger.com0